My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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