My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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