there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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