I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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