Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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