he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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