He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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