they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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