addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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