Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
