no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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