I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Randomize
