I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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