his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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