i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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