He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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