I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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