All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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