Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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