Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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