I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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