I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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