Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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