He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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