How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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