cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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