i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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