I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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