Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
two words: eviction party
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Randomize
