For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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