Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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