Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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