Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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