Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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