I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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