Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'm having to shit out rocks
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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