Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Can Purell be used as lube?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Randomize
