Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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