one might say we're banned from that church
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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