What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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