We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
