i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
