I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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