Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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