So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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