I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
And the cops told us we were all naked.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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