I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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