and you said cock pushups were impossible
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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