Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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