can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
zippers are such a cool invention
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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