Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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