her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Me too!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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