I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I will pee on everything he values.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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