Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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